Gossip 210707 : When Potter Met Spears
One fine day...somewhere......
Harry Potter: Uh, hullo.
Britney Spears: Ohmigod. Are you British? I love British accents! You know, I email Prince William sometimes.
Harry Potter: That muggle? I mean, that's great.
Britney Spears: I love your outfit! You look like a wizard or something. (squeezes Harry Potter's cheek)
Harry Potter: Back, foul succubus!
Britney Spears: What?
Harry Potter: Oh sorry.
Britney Spears: Whatever. Oh, that's a great fake lightningbolt you've got tatooed on your forehead.
Harry Potter: It's not fake! Absolutely no part of me is fake.
Britney Spears: Yeah, me neither. (winks)
Harry Potter: Well, are you a muggle or not?
Britney Spears: A muggle?
Harry Potter: You know, can you do any magic?
Britney Spears: Hmm. Well, I did manage to transform
my mediocre singing talent into a chart-topping pop-music sensation!
Look, now I'm just a girl...now, I'm a whole industry!
Harry Potter: Wow, All I can do is transform lead into gold, or Hermione Granger into a frog.
Britney Spears: (giggles) They pay you for that?
Harry Potter: Well, no. But I also have the ability to magically transmute an identical storyline into the best-selling book in the country every single year. Abracadabra!
Britney Spears: It sells better than Britney Spears' Heart to Heart?
Harry Potter: (incredulous) yeah!
Britney Spears: Hmmm. Can you sing?
Harry Potter: No.
Britney Spears: Great, then lets cut an album together sometime.
Harry Potter: OK.
Britney Spears: So, what else do you do?
Harry Potter: Oh, I play Quidditch, this game where you fly around on a stick and try to catch the Snitch. I'm the "seeker".
Britney Spears: Sounds tiring. Oops!
Harry Potter: What is it, Britney?
Britney Spears: I did it again.
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: I played with this poor guys' heart.
Harry Potter: Hey, it happens. Especially with a muggle as pretty as you.
Britney Spears: No, seriously. This guy was kind of old, and
he had a pacemaker. I kept shooting microwave radiation towards him. He
seemed to be having a real hard time breathing. I need to stop doing
that kind of thing.
Harry Potter: What did this guy look like?
Britney Spears: He was kind of tall, kind of skinny, wore all these robes, kind of like yours, but older. He had a wizened old beard...
Harry Potter: You killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: I guess I should have stopped, but I got lost in the game. Ooh, baby, baby..
Harry Potter: (Starts beating Britney with magic wand) I can't believe you killed Dumbledorf, I mean Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Stop hitting me!
Harry Potter: OK, sorry.
Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry Potter: (hits Britney again)
Britney Spears: Ow!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Britney Spears: It's OK, I asked for it. I should never have performed so many annoying, repetitive songs.
Harry Potter: Well, I hope you're sorry.
Britney Spears: Believe me, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't wish I had been accepted to Hogwarts, and that I lived in Griffendor.
Harry Potter: No, I hope you're sorry you killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Oh, the old wizard I killed?
Harry Potter: Yes. With him dead, the evil Lord Voldemort will take over the world.
Britney Spears: Voldemort? Who cares!
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: Harry, you have a lot to learn about girls. (giggles). I'm not that innocent... I am Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter: Really?
Britney Spears: No, actually, Voldemort's just one of my
drummers. He's really not such a bad guy. Nothing like those jerks from
LFO. If they took over the world, it would be a real problem.
Harry Potter: What do you think of Christina Aguilera?
Britney Spears: (growls) Oh, I think she's so sweet! I want to kill her, uh, I mean, she's so nice!
Harry Potter: Well, I've got to get back to Hogwarts to battle the unholy terror you've unleashed on the world.
Britney Spears: Yeah, I've got to get back to the studio to unleash my next album, Oops...I Unleashed an Unholy Terror on the Universe Again, on the world.
Harry Potter: I guess this is goodbye.
Britney Spears: Yeah, nice meeting you.
Harry Potter: Allright, everyone reading this make sure you buy my books!
Britney Spears: Yeah, and all of you out there, buy my albums, calendars, posters, and my very special Britney Spears' Heart to Heart.
Harry Potter: Anything else you'd like to add?
Britney Spears: Oh yeah. All you girls out there, start dressing like a 22-year old coed when you're twelve.
Harry Potter: (flies away on broomstick)
ni lagi kang Harry yg suka magic...lg di Ropponghii makk gosipnya doang ae nda nonton hihi...untung nda maniak2 disulap coba gw minta disulap bisa punya `doko demo doa-`(pintu ajaibnya doraemon ^o^) jd bisa tahu2 ke yamanashi tahu2 ke KL ye gak....
Posted by: Bibip | 7月 23, 2007 05:18 午前
kalo sapu ajaibnya Kang Harry bole pinjem...gratisan dwooong gw kopdar keliling dunia...cuma perlu modal helm dowang..kalo ga rambut gw bisa kek si MikMak dwooong *ngayal*
Posted by: iYa | 7月 23, 2007 05:44 午前
hhahaha... MIKMAK... inget aja siih!! *minjemin Iya helm yang biasa buat naik Gheteq*
ati-2 kutu ama ketombe, Puj...
Posted by: MaYa | 7月 23, 2007 08:03 午前
potter..potter...maneh teh damang,meni can nyambung pisan rek neng britney..????
Posted by: jacqo | 7月 26, 2007 02:35 午前
Potter : "Muhun..neng Britney..sim kuring mah damang..pangestu...ari Neng kumaha???"
Britney : "Neng maahh,kieu..wae...tiasa teu aya nanaon....eenng..iue teehh...aahh teu jadiii aahh..eraaa...*sebmbari era tea ning jeung bengeut ngeus koneng hejo bereum tea...sieun ka jedot ku tongkat Kang Potter*"
Posted by: iYa | 7月 26, 2007 03:47 午前
ya ampunn...cerita HaRPot versi blog iin...;))
Posted by: WayanLessy | 7月 26, 2007 08:35 午前
emang yg namanya Hari itu keren yah..setuju banget dah
Posted by: - H a R i - | 7月 27, 2007 01:44 午前
eh.. kalo di jepun versi english buku harpot di translate ke bhs jepun gak kak Iin? kmrn?
serrruuu kalo seandainya Harry bisa ngubah botaknya Britney jadi mohawk.
^_^
postingan yang coolz kak Iin Rowling.. ^_^
Posted by: Ai | 7月 27, 2007 09:14 午後
Britney spears meet Hari potter for promo album neh!
Posted by: Z A Q I | 7月 28, 2007 09:31 午後
HarPot emang keren, Teq...
tapi kalau Harmok... ya maap aja dehhh!!
Posted by: MaYa | 7月 30, 2007 07:59 午前
Harmok? sapa tuwh..? imagine role untuk novel kak Iin rowling brikutnya kah? mo cari di search engine "paman google ah..." oh... nemu nemu.. yang foto me and "roses" dulu toh..
he he
^_^
Posted by: Ai | 7月 30, 2007 07:33 午後
*kabuuuur*
Posted by: Ai | 7月 30, 2007 07:40 午後
Busett dah bau mawar sampai disini!
lagi baca buku kok bau kebon sih..>!
Posted by: Z A Q I | 7月 30, 2007 09:14 午後
huhuhu....mba Iin..ih..bisa aja deh...ngga rela....masa kang Harry harus disejajarkan ma tante Britney :-))
Posted by: Tutut | 7月 31, 2007 10:04 午前
Bibip, emang Kang HarPot bintang pelem sempet maen2 ke Jepun yak kayaknya? soalnya gw sempet nonton doi kunjungan ke SMP2 gitu di tipi, & hebbboohhnya minta ampun dah ntu anak2 cewek Jepun...tp suerrr gw jg ngga tahu berita pastinya ;P...Tapi mkn gede mkn jelek ya? kok ngga se-cute dulu? kuyusss & tua gitu, tadinya gw pikir Clay Aiken-nya si Lessoy tuh malah...hehehe...
"Doko demo doa"-nya Doraemon? wahhh gw jg mau deh *nyesel ngga jumpa pers sm si Akang pas di Tokyo*
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 07:56 午前
Sejujur2nya sih gw dewek udah lama bgt ngga ngikutin buku-nya HarPot lagi nih...dulu pas di jkt sempet baca smp buku 3 aja...pelemnya sempet nonton yg pertama aja (emang sekarang udah yg ke brp sih gw aja ngga peduli...hehehe)...
Di Jepun sih ada juga terjemahannya lah pasti (apa sih buku/majalah yg ngga diterjemahin sm org Jepun???)...Terakhir liat di toko buku smp buku 5 udah ada Japanese version-nya, kalo yg terakhir kayaknya blm deh, yg kemaren launching bareng itu kan seluruh dunia baru English version-nya bukan sih?
Ai, hahaha...ada2 aja loe ya, Harpot nyulap botaknya Britney...aturan dimasukin juga ya di conversation ini...tp gw ngga tahu pengarangnya sih Ai, jd binun jg mau usul ke mana yak? hehehe...
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 08:08 午前
Soal Harmok *buat Aiiii...duduk manis & nyimak yg bener yak*
Harmok itu tuh ya itu tuh nama butut-nya orang yang komen di atas ngaku2 "Hari itu keren"...setahu gw singkatannya Hari SEMOK...nama pemberian Mba Maya tuh jadul kala, kalo ngga salah sih gara2 demenannya sm cewek2 yg semok2 gitu bemper belakangnya...
Mirip sihhh sama HarPot emang kayaknya, cuma kalo HarPot demen sm semok-nya Britney Spears, nah kalo HarMok mah demenannya sm kesemokan INUL, SUTI KARNO, MPOK ATIK, JUJU SRIMULAT gitu lah...hahaha...tul ngga Mba MY? tambahin dong penjelasannya...
Makanya ati2 lho Ai, bemper belakang loe semok ngga?
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 08:20 午前
Mpok Iya & Mba Jacq, haddohhhh coba yaaaa...tanggung jawab! apa itu bhs Sangkuriang dipake buat HarPot??? ngga ngatri pisaannnnnn! *ngasal abis sok pake pisan2an*
Terjemahan Mpokkkk...terjemahan apa itu yg loe karang ttg HarPot Sangkuriang!!! salah sendiri dikau memulai ;P Gw ngga ada yg jual kamus bhs Sangkuriang di Jepun nih...
*noel2 Iya smbl bisik2 nanya model rambut MikMak pegimane sih Mpok...hehehe*
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 08:40 午前
Mba Maya, Mas Hari nyetir getek pake Helm?...yakiiinn? salah kali...pake SHOWER CAP kali tuh Mba, kan getek-nya ekslusip ada SAUNA-nya katanya tuh...
Tapi tetep lah Mpok Iya kalo loe mau pinjem ntu shower cap emang kudu ati2 sm ketombe & kutu rambut! soalnya ngga keramas tiap abis sauna, dirangkep sebulan sekali katanya!
Shower Cap anti MikMak milik HarMok...rambut dijamin licin bo' sama ketombe & ludahnya kutu (emang kutu berludah ya? bodo'!)...hihihi...
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 08:53 午前
Zaqi, promo new album? hmmhhh...punya no HP or emailnya JK Rowling ngga? kali2 bisa ngelanjutin serial HarPot biar ngga berakhir...hehehe...
Mba Tutut, makasih ya udah mau mampir & komen, sering2 dong Mba ;P
Ngga rela? jadi pantes-nya sm siapa dong Mba? kemaren maunya sih sm aku Mba, tp aku ngalah sm Britney deh soalnya aku dpt panggilan mijit dr George Clooney & Pierce Brosnan, yaaa HarPot aku kasih asisten aja lah, ya pas adanya Britney sih...hehehe...
Posted by: Mutiara 'Iin' | 8月 8, 2007 09:00 午前